Aries
March 21 - April 19
Ready to be reborn this spring, Aries? Maybe it’s time to bring out your workout sneakers. Been wanting to join the Evanston TITLE Boxing Club? Do it. Don’t have the money? Do it anyway! You’re impulsive, Aries, and we love your fiery spirit. Spring quarter is your time to be less flaky, Gemini. If you keep saying yes to Facebook events and ditching last minute, no one will trust you with Willie the Wildcat’s true identity. If you care less about what others think of you, you’ll be better off when you’re going off at Dillo.
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
You splurged too much this quarter, Taurus. You bought those $100 Pete Davidson tickets AND top-shelf Trader Joe’s wine for the polar vortex. You love being bougie sometimes. But in the spring, it’s time to lay off the stubbornness and save some cash.
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Spring quarter is your time to be less flaky, Gemini. If you keep saying yes to Facebook events and ditching last minute, no one will trust you with Willie the Wildcat’s true identity. If you care less about what others think of you, you’ll be better off when you’re going off at Dillo.
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
It’s time to KonMari the shit out of your life, Cancer. We know throwing away your ex’s napkin from Sherbucks is going to make you shed some tears. But let’s be honest, you also cried when the Oscars took out the editing category (don’t worry, it’s back). No more crying about last quarter; it’s time to spark some joy.
Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22
Shhh. That’s what you need to practice next quarter, Leo. Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting people in your next group project. Instead, focus your independent and fierce energies on your next meeting with NU Career Advancement. But, at the end of the day, you’re going to do you, so do your thing, Leo.
Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sep. 22
You need to slow down this spring, Virgo. Spring is the time to be messy. We know you have three internships, two part-time jobs, six classes, lead five clubs and are the mother of an extensive succulent collection. But, it’s time to take a breather and go a little too wild in that random basement on Garnett.
Libra
Sep. 23 - Oct. 22
So you’ve been dealing with who you’re going to room with next year, Libra. But your non-confrontational nature won’t get you out of this one. This spring, learn to follow your gut (because you know you’re always right). Whether it’s deciding your MOD pizza order or your major, as Shia LaBeouf said, “Just do it.”
Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
You have to let go of the past, Scorpio. We get it: you two had a connection at that Dial-Up party and drank jungle juice all night. But getting left on read is a sign; it’s time to stop monitoring every song they listen to on Spotify. This spring, channel your intense love into your grades.
Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Don’t overbook yourself this spring, Sagittarius. Your Google calendar must be wild. You’re the life of the party, because you say what everyone’s thinking. Instead of switching parties as often as you change your mind, try sticking to one or two. Make sure to tell your friends we’re sick of hearing “Mo Bamba,” too.
Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Try something different this spring, Capricorn. We know you love sending When2Meets to plan your Chicago trips with your friends three months in advance, but it’s time to try going with the flow. Instead, hit up your crush from Design Your Life the day of and go to the lakefill completely impromptu.
Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Stop shopping during class, Aquarius You’re already spacey to begin with, do you really need another excuse not to pay attention? Focus your energies on sharing your opinions in discussion section and prepping for the 10 midterms you’ll inevitably have in week six.
Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20
It’s time to start playing “New Rules” by Dua Lipa, Pisces. Clean up those dirty dishes on your bed, and stop sobbing about your break-up. Channel those tears into keeping your space clean and your Fashion Nova ‘fit looking snatched. Next time you run into your ex at Norris, they’ll be the one listening.