College is all about finding yourself. Between choosing your major, post-grad plan and which White Claw flavor to shotgun, you’re lucky if you don’t spend all your time nervously curled up in a ball on the floor of your dorm laundry room (just me? ok). This quarter, let us enlighten you. Figuring out your five-year plan isn’t nearly as gratifying as knowing what kind of lightbulb you are. You are bright! You shine! Without further ado, NBN presents: Which light fixture are you?


Writing Natalia Zadeh

Editing Julianna Zitron

Design Sammi Li