Which presidential candidate are you? Tag yourself:

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Bernie Sanders

• Still lives in CRC as a senior (and isn’t an RA)

• Gives an impassioned speech in class when all the professor asked for was a definition

• Gives an impassioned speech in class when all the professor asked for was a definition

• Yells at students in Norbucks for using single-use plastics

Kamala Harris

• The mom friend

• Calls the cops on themselves for eating an edible

• Won’t take your clicker to class so you can get participation points when you’re “sick”

Elizabeth Warren

• Actually votes for ASG president

• Never flakes on plans

• Does all the class readings, even the optional ones

Kirsten Gillibrand

• Heavily criticizes sororities while being in a sorority

• From Westchester, New York

• Refuses to do work anywhere but Colectivo

Joe Biden

• In MARS; won’t stop talking about how they’re in MARS

• Rides off the popularity of their cooler friend

• Genuinely enjoys going to La Macc and paying the $5 cover

Pete Buttigieg

• Mom cuts their hair

• Donates to the Girl Scouts at the Arch; doesn’t even buy cookies

• Rejected from Titanic four times; still in the audience for every show

Beto O’Rourke

• Gravitates toward elevated surfaces at parties

• From the South but, like, the “chill” (not racist) part

• Repeats a girl’s joke but louder; when everyone laughs, he apologizes

Cory Booker

• Wears shorts and sandals no matter the weather

• Has an electric skateboard and isn’t afraid to ride it down Sheridan Road

• Probably works at Norris